To the girl sitting in front of me

Hi. You were sitting in front of me in church today, and normally I'm not distracted in church, but I have to say, you were quite distracting, but in a good way. Not like the girl last week whose thong underwear was showing, or the girl who was next to her with the skirt that was far too short for church.

I have to admit, you're beautiful, and I don't mean that in a lustful, sexual way, but in all the best ways. You have that brunette hair that is just fetching and you have a gracefulness and allure that is pleasant to see.

There aren't a lot of us, people who go to church by themselves. It's hard to find the motivation to go to church when you're by yourself. It's not quite as intimidating as going to the movies by yourself or a restaurant, but it becomes more of a chore and less of something that should be redeeming.

So if I see you next week, and you're sitting by yourself again, I'll say hello, and maybe (in my little fantasy world, perhaps), we won't have to be two sad folks going to church by ourselves.


Dr. Luke Van Tessel said...

This is why I don't go to church. I'm not ready to register for appliances yet. You've got the world's most potent aphrodisiacs: the tedium of incantation, the shared terror of the fires of hell, and idle hands. Really, I think a titty bar is a much finer place for a young physician; just make sure you get your lap dances across town.--MB

wyn157 said...

this is such a sweet letter!
and yes, i think you SHOULD say hi. :)

VF said...

You should have said Hello the first time, and my dear Wyn is right, you better say hi next time.

Cathleen said...

Oh, good luck! :-)

TigerLily46 said...

It would be very "you" to meet a girl in church. Go for it!